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[WP] You are an evil emperor building your massive labyrinthian palace for the heroes to explore, when the building inspector came around to slap you with a fine for failing to adhere to the municiple building code.
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[WP] You run late night infomercials advertising products that do exactly what the advertisement claims they do. Except the demo products you use as props are inferior, ineffectual products that merely looks like the real thing and you have to sell it good.
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[WP] Marketing companies have found a way to insert entire commercials into people's dreams through subliminal messages during daily activities.
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[WP] Two friends discuss recent news over a cup of coffee. All headlines are actually the censored media explanations for the cataclysmic aftermath of their super powered battle last weekend.
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[WP] You have a special birthday candle. When you blow it out on your birthday, a wish is granted. But the only way to light it up, is to sacrifice the memory of a tragedy suffered through the past year.
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[WP] Emergency Local Broadcast. Some idiot released some fear-amplifying gas into the city, but a masked loon managed to stop the fear-inducing gas. However, cease all horror entertainment, jumpscare pranks and tests of courage over the next 24 hours or be ruthlessly punished by-Wait, let me reph-
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[TT] You log onto a VRMMORPG, but your controls are messed up. Your left elbow pivots something else, and your right ankle does not rotate your foot, etc. But the range of motion stays the same.
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[WP] No matter how inept the Monarch, the kingdom will never fall due to a hyper competent court. You, as the most competent of them all, assumes the role of the Monarch's grape peeler.
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