/u/salmontail's posts
[WP] When the middle management of your company were forced to read Sun Tzu's Art of War, some of them took the lessons a bit too literally and now there's been a drastic change in corporate culture inside the office.
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[WP] After defeating the AI uprising, the president of Earth made a speech about never raising another enemy to mankind in our hubris. Just before he made his closing statement, the broadcast was hijacked by terrorists. The family of all the VIPs in the world have been taken hostage... By their dogs
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[WP] A legendary superhero and supervillain, the greatest of their respective positions, never actually met in combat. They had their own cities and own nemesis to deal with, so the legendary showdown became a fantasy dream match. 60 years later, two elders fight over the Bingo Championships.
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[WP] From the traveller's guidebook: "The necromancers of Darkrose Valley are a rare breed. They are a kind folk, who believe the rightness of their twisted morality and culture, in using every bit of the human corpse in a truly macabre display of hospitality for weary travellers."
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[WP] You are a vigilante who disregards everything in the single-minded pursuit of justice, yet nobody understands your truly righteous soul! That's why you turned to evil! That's why you will never love again! Or, that's the setting you're going for to score a date with a superhero as a villain.
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[WP] You have a wonderful pen pal who have very deep, philosophical questions. In reality, they are a spy master who thinks you are an informant writing in code.
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[WP] You are a very important NPC in a game, and one of your fellow NPCs just dropped a bombshell on you: That awesome new PC friend of everybody is only farming affection points with all of you for the friendship point rewards.
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[WP] The villain wanted a dramatic, tearful final showdown with their secret child, or maybe their childhood friend who took a different path, or some other special person in their life. The hero who showed up is the cashier at their neighbourhood grocer, but the villain WILL make it work, damnit!
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[WP] "Oh, he's a nasty character. He's the type to steal candy from a baby, then write a bad review about how it's covered with baby saliva." - Your informant, about the person who is coming to review your establishment.
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