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[WP] Instead of the Monkey's Paw, you find the Clown's Nose, which instead of granting your wish in the worst way possible will grant it in the funniest way.

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[WP] "Of course I've gone mad with power. Have you tried going mad without power? It's boring! No one listens to you!"

740 upvotes

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[WP] A dragon is getting old and has lost his ability to breathe fire. Not wanting to become irrelevant, he starts using a flamethrower instead.

270 upvotes

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[WP] A priest slowly realizes that the people he is delivering a sermon to are actually demons.

240 upvotes

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[WP] As someone who enjoys betting, you've seen a lot of horses with weird names. But even by those standards, 'Z'othrh'thoxr, Destroyer Of Worlds' is a very unusual one.

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[WP] In a far off post-apocalyptic future, one thing remains the same: The Simpsons still hasn't ended.

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[WP] You find a credit card lying on the ground with the words INFINITE CREDIT CARD on it. You soon learn that the card does indeed seem to never run out of money, and you spend extravagantly. However, one night you hear a knock on the door. The card's owner has come to take it back...

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[WP] During a conversation with your friends, they all agree that you would be the first of them to die in a horror movie. Frustrated by this, you go to extreme lengths to prove them wrong...

56 upvotes

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[WP] An average spider is bitten by a radioactive man and gains the powers of a human, becoming the Mysterious Man-Spider.

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[WP] You've won a lifetime supply of ice cream in a contest. The only problem is, you're immortal, but you WILL make sure you get enough ice cream to last forever.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] Instead of the Monkey's Paw, you find the Clown's Nose, which instead of granting your wish in the worst way possible will grant it in the funniest way.	6432
[WP] "Of course I've gone mad with power. Have you tried going mad without power? It's boring! No one listens to you!"	740
[WP] A dragon is getting old and has lost his ability to breathe fire. Not wanting to become irrelevant, he starts using a flamethrower instead.	270
[WP] A priest slowly realizes that the people he is delivering a sermon to are actually demons.	240
[WP] As someone who enjoys betting, you've seen a lot of horses with weird names. But even by those standards, 'Z'othrh'thoxr, Destroyer Of Worlds' is a very unusual one.	201
[WP] In a far off post-apocalyptic future, one thing remains the same: The Simpsons still hasn't ended.	82
[WP] You find a credit card lying on the ground with the words INFINITE CREDIT CARD on it. You soon learn that the card does indeed seem to never run out of money, and you spend extravagantly. However, one night you hear a knock on the door. The card's owner has come to take it back...	60
[WP] During a conversation with your friends, they all agree that you would be the first of them to die in a horror movie. Frustrated by this, you go to extreme lengths to prove them wrong...	56
[WP] An average spider is bitten by a radioactive man and gains the powers of a human, becoming the Mysterious Man-Spider.	45
[WP] You've won a lifetime supply of ice cream in a contest. The only problem is, you're immortal, but you WILL make sure you get enough ice cream to last forever.	39