/u/samuelboyforever's posts
[WP] “Then the 92nd little pig built a house out of depleted uranium. And the wolf was like ‘dude’.”
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I kicked open the door, and before the man in the living room could react I unleashed a hail of bullets on him.
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I could only shake against my restraints in fear as my queer sibling let out a death rattle, bullet holes riddling their body.
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[WP] It turns out that vampires are not repelled by garlic. That was just a myth fabricated by a garlic farmer to boost sales. The people have just figured it out, and they are pissed.
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The boy knew his family was so severely homophobic he would be executed on the spot if they ever found out.
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[EU] (Pokémon) You, the regional champion, have just been dethroned by a kid who used a Magikarp, and nothing else.
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