/u/sandwichcrusader's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You want to know what makes humanity so dangerous? It's not their strength, or diplomacy. It's those nimble little fingers. Humans can do almost anything with those hands. Good luck if they start scratching or grooming your fur, and if they catch you behind the ears you are f***ing done.
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[WP] All the guns in the world have stoped working, simultaneously finger guns have become lethal, with in a day Ms. Omailies 3 grade class has become the most respected fighting force on earth.
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[WP] Humans are no longer capable of killing each other intentionally or knowingly, you are the worlds most deadly and sought-after assassin "The Clutz".
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[WP] As a philosopher and ethicist, you are trying to convince your kind that humans are not food. Despite being made almost completely out of meat.
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For centuries human abduction rights were held by fairy (fey), until around the 1950's when aliens began illegally abducting humans. This has led to a bloody but unseen war between the two, and you have just been drafted.
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[WP] You have lived a good, clean and virtuous life. So you are a bit confused when you show up in hell after you die. Also you are the first to show up there ... ever.
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[EU] A young boy with a lightning scar on his forehead is accidentally taken to Xavier's school for gifted youngsters.
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[WP] Faries use to have a monopoly on human abduction, but lately aliens have been doing the same. Now they are at war.
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