/u/santaismysavior's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You are a famous boxer, fighting in the biggest match of your life, the world is watching. After what seems to be a guaranteed loss, you suffer a sudden heart attack. Turns out more than just the world is watching, God's got his own bets on you, and thought you could use a pep talk.
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[WP] "I want to speak to your boss!" The furious customer screamed from the other side of the counter as your eyes widen and your jaw clenches in fear. You nod and go to summon Rob, a thousand year old Eldritch Horror who, among many other horrifying titles, was also the manager of Best Buy.
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[WP] A young serial killer has captured his latest victim, an older man, and is keeping him in the cellar. He later discovers that the old man was once a serial killer as well, the same one that inspired the young man to become a killer as well. The young killer begins to fanboy...
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[WP] Two stoners are driving down a winding road at night, high off their heads, when the strike and kill a man walking down the road. Upon inspection, they realized they had hit and killed Jesus, mere moments after his second coming.
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[EU] You are having a casual conversation with your friend when you begin to notice that ever time a name brand product is brought up, he begins to inadvertently advertise it. You confront him about it.
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[WP] After returning from what he thought was a short trip away from Earth, Superman is horrified to discover that he had been gone for over two hundred years and his beloved city is now a part of an irradiated wasteland. Metropolis had been leveled by the nuclear war of 2077.
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