/u/sentienthydra's posts
[WP] Everyone knows you're a half orc, but none of your team-mates ever ask what the other half of you is. That was never an issue before, but your other parent just showed up.
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[WP]The Haunted Ships and Undead Pirates of the world finally arise to take vengeance and violence upon the world's seas. However they run into issues when pitting ancient wooden vessels and centuries old weapons against modern naval forces.
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[WP] It's a simple exchange, really. The vampire gives out cookies, the villagers donate a meal of blood. Or at least it would be a simple exchange if Lord Dracul's in-castle baker hadn't just quit.
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[WP] You wanna know the Real issue with being a dragonborn? It's when some ancient batwinged reptile finds out you're related to them, and then won't leave you alone!
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[EU] It Has taken Centuries of diplomacy... A thousand years of carefully manipulating Fate's delicate strings... But soon the moment will come, and you will be the first Harlequin -perhaps the first xenos in existence- to give the God-Emperor of Mankind a smooch.
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[WP] Ogres eat everything. Ogres eat anything. What nobody ever expected to see was an Ogre Master Chef, for whom anything could be an ingredient, and everything was never quite perfect enough.
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[WP] There's a reason nobody picks on halflings, and it's not because they're strong or fast or lucky. It's because halflings know everyone, and they're friends with everyone they know...
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[WP] There are many problems associated with being a Liche; marauding heroes, uppity gods, Bone beetles... But one never expects a small and particularly cute lost child to be one of them.
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[EU] As a captain of the White Scars, an Astartes, Xenos are below all considerations beyond murderous contempt... But then again, that Ork just challenged you to a Bike Race! Surely no-one can blame you for wishing to humiliate the alien with your superior Imperial SPEED!
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