/u/serchy069's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Aliens invade earth, they are so far in technology we had no means of fighting back until we made a critical discovery, since they are so advanced they lack in interpersonal skills which makes them incredibly vulnerable to grade school level psychological attacks. those poopy heads are screwed
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[WP] You have died. Since dying can be a very traumatic experience the Beings in the afterlife create a montage with all the times you almost died to cheer you up. After 8 hours and 217 survived "incidents" there is a huge crowd watching with you, the average is 82 and the record high was 171.
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[WP] the Devil had 3 sons, 1 is a warlord bent on cleansing the jews, the other took over a revolution and kills his own people by the thousands, you have founded a family entertainment company, clearly a lot of demons are confused, so the devil summons you to explain... what the hell is Disney?
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[WP] your father was a florist whom you loved and deeply respected. before his passing he said his dream was too see a green world again. the thing is your mother was a necromancer so since your teens you have been able to bring dead plants to live, to fulfill your father's dream you raise your army
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[WP] After years of hard work you finally did it!!! you are Evil Minion C. However word has come that the hero just leveled up and you are in the main guard of the throne room, you need to explain to your 12 year old son what is going to happen when you leave for work tomorrow
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[WP] I heard him again last night, he said he is ready, he will kill so many people if his plan works. I have to stop him i have no choice, i saw him descend into madness and im the only one who knows his plan... tomorrow i will do it... I... will kill him... I will kill the man in the mirror
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[WP] you are a magic creature breeder and your last batch will be your hardest sell yet, now you need to explain how a crow/possum griffin, a turtle/dwarf centaur and an esquilax will help the hero defeat the elder gods
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[WP] Your job at a museum is to make sure no cat ver enters which was long thought to be a mere joke of the founder until one day you take your cat to your night shift. Now you can only hope for your live since your cat has awoken the mighty "Gul-lum Mia the unforgiven"
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[WP] They will never know... As you fade away your great regret is that they will never know... never know of the 7 lives that were lost so that they could live, never know of their sacrifice, never know why they no longer fear the night, will never know the 7 who beat darkness back into the abyss..
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[WP] You believe you are different not for what you do but for the way think around things. Turns out you weren't the only one who found your mental paths strange, the Devil himself shows up before you and says he will grant you a wish, no rules. You wish for him to fall inlove with you
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