/u/sergalahadabeer's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Somewhere, an embittered octogenarian supervillain watches, furious, as Stan Lee is wheeled out of the hospital in good health. Foiled again.
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[WP] Humans turn out to be some of the largest of all sentient alien life. Immense, and warm to the touch. Little did they know they were about to become the ultimate commodity of the illegal, intergalactic 'Hugs' cartel.
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[WP] "Congratulations. You've won the lottery." Said the man in my room, his gun to my head. He opened a case of neatly packed, colorful syringes. "Choose one of our fabulous prizes."
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[WP] Not just rich, not just evil, not just brilliant, they were the sort of supervillain you could take home to meet the parents.
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[WP] "My fellow board members, at this rate we'll lose over half of our future workforce by March. Something must be done about these disenfranchised children escaping into these... magical fantasy lands."
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[WP]"We were somewhere around Mos Eisley on the edge of the Tatooine desert when the drugs began to take hold."
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[WP] "No, don't move!" they whispered, "Don't interact! I think we're background characters in someone's godawful short story. Act casual! And for the love of god don't do anything interesting!"
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[WP] For years you've been trying to become the serial killer you always wanted to be, you have the tools, you have the talent. But every time you're ready to strike, your victims die completely coincidentally.
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