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[WP] You are Earth's first interstellar ambassador. Your DNA is about to be averaged with all of the other sentient species of the galaxy.

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[WP] You just gave the most epic ass-chewing in recorded history. So effective, and so perfectly devastating that you literally begin to transcend the mortal plane. Problem is, you're not quite finished.

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[WP] Write the brutal climax to a thriller titled "Mr. Fuzzlebumps Bouncy Jamboree"

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As long as you've ever know, you've been covered in angry scars. After walking away from a terrible accident, you realize some have disappeared. [WP]

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[WP] And then a tireswing appeared, lowering down from from a rope out of the empty blue sky directly before you.

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[WP] The man in the seat next to yours is clearly wearing the genuine Indiana Jones hat, the Shroud of Turin as a cape and the Ruby Slippers. He hands you his business card.

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[WP] The newly crowned dark sorcerer regent has only one, very specific decree: Round up and execute all of the Sams.

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[WP] "This is gonna sound batshit insane, Xulthorg... but I have an idea how to get you back into Area 51."

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[WP] The steeple doors blasted open and sunlight flooded through, interrupting the ceremony. Through the blinding light, you could only make out his silhouette. It was Cotton Eye Joe. And 15,000 hamsters.

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[WP] Under the guise of underground nuclear testing, North Korea has silently been at war against something living in the deep, dark below.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] You are Earth's first interstellar ambassador. Your DNA is about to be averaged with all of the other sentient species of the galaxy.	1
[WP] You just gave the most epic ass-chewing in recorded history. So effective, and so perfectly devastating that you literally begin to transcend the mortal plane. Problem is, you're not quite finished.	1
[WP] Write the brutal climax to a thriller titled "Mr. Fuzzlebumps Bouncy Jamboree"	1
As long as you've ever know, you've been covered in angry scars. After walking away from a terrible accident, you realize some have disappeared. [WP]	1
[WP] And then a tireswing appeared, lowering down from from a rope out of the empty blue sky directly before you.	1
[WP] The man in the seat next to yours is clearly wearing the genuine Indiana Jones hat, the Shroud of Turin as a cape and the Ruby Slippers. He hands you his business card.	1
[WP] The newly crowned dark sorcerer regent has only one, very specific decree: Round up and execute all of the Sams.	1
[WP] "This is gonna sound batshit insane, Xulthorg... but I have an idea how to get you back into Area 51."	1
[WP] The steeple doors blasted open and sunlight flooded through, interrupting the ceremony. Through the blinding light, you could only make out his silhouette. It was Cotton Eye Joe. And 15,000 hamsters.	1
[WP] Under the guise of underground nuclear testing, North Korea has silently been at war against something living in the deep, dark below.	1