/u/shakeythirsty's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I performed CPR on my wife for 20 minutes as the rest of the family looked on.

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I made a deal with the Devil, but misunderstood the terms.

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Sobbing and speeding through the torrential rain, my babysitter drove my brother and I out towards the gorge.

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Honestly, the problem with free trials is when people forget to cancel them in time.

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I discretely pulled the pepper spray out of my purse and sprayed it into my eyes.

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The computer dismantled our suspended animation capsules while we were still 1000 light years from our destination.

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Our dogs don’t get table scraps, but they can eat anything that falls on the floor.

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Hackers are spying on me through the smart TV in my living room.

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My daughter yelled hoarsely from the other room, “Daddy, this is a socket wrench, right?”

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My plan was to drink a tiny bit of poison every day, build up my resistance, and then challenge you to a contest.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I performed CPR on my wife for 20 minutes as the rest of the family looked on.	967
I made a deal with the Devil, but misunderstood the terms.	728
Sobbing and speeding through the torrential rain, my babysitter drove my brother and I out towards the gorge.	567
Honestly, the problem with free trials is when people forget to cancel them in time.	558
I discretely pulled the pepper spray out of my purse and sprayed it into my eyes.	421
The computer dismantled our suspended animation capsules while we were still 1000 light years from our destination.	416
Our dogs don’t get table scraps, but they can eat anything that falls on the floor.	400
Hackers are spying on me through the smart TV in my living room.	340
My daughter yelled hoarsely from the other room, “Daddy, this is a socket wrench, right?”	316
My plan was to drink a tiny bit of poison every day, build up my resistance, and then challenge you to a contest.	314