/u/shakeythirsty's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You try to be quiet while your roommates are sleeping, They’re day shift and you’re night shift, so you never talk, but they seem nice enough. You scurry into the kitchen. Cool! It looks like they left you a piece of cheese on this...contraption.
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[WP] The button, inside the small box that appeared on your desk, says "mute". The directions beneath say, "Will permanently erase a sound from the universe. Just think of the sound and press the button."
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[WP] You scammed every restaurant in the city out of free dessert by telling them it was your birthday. Now the Grim Reaper is at your door, telling you you've used up your birthday quota.
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[WP] Negotiations are not going well. As chief diplomatic officer, you have to explain to the otherwise friendly alien leader that his dark cape and mask bears a regrettable resemblance to a guy named Darth Vader.
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[WP] When celestial beings break the rules, they are sentenced to “house arrest”, unable to leave their physical bodies. Welcome to Prison Earth.
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[WP] 10-yr-old Mickey turns on the light to discover a large scaly monster sitting in the chair across the room. Before she can scream, the monster says, "I'm sitting right here until you clean out under your bed."
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[WP] The smallest room in our house was a tiny coat closet, stripped bare. We were forbidden to ever enter it, but one night I shined a flashlight under the door, and a faint voice whispered, “It’s alright. You can come in.”
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[WP] Your 2 year old daughter keeps talking about her "other family". Exasperated, you ask where they lived. She spouts off an address three blocks over, and says, "I was the grand-mommy".
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[WP] Heaven is like one big costume party--you get to choose your own appearance. You see several Jesuses, a bunch of Marilyn Monroes, and 3 people that look exactly like you.
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