/u/shakeythirsty's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] It's your last night on death row. The fried chicken was surprisingly good. Under your beer there is a note that says, "Once they've killed you, come and find me." It's signed, "One of your victims".
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[WP] On Monday you embezzled $50,000 and keyed your neighbor's car. On Tuesday your daughter's cancer is cured. A note on your windsheild says, "Two wrongs DO make a right."
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[WP] The murder weapon was a peach. The cyanide in the pit was 500x the normal amount, and leaked into the fruit. As more cases come in, but with cherries and apples, you have a crazy theory who the culprit is: Gaia.
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[WP] You glare at a guy driving by. He gets out and attacks you, but you end up killing him. At the trial you glare at the judge, who loses his temper and actually rushes you. You're acquitted, but more importantly you've discovered your superpower.
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[WP] Every creative person that has lived on this planet was trying to describe something intangible. You are the least creative person on this planet, and the secret of the universe seems ridiculously obvious.
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[WP] It's 2140, and at 102, you're the last living rap artist. Tired of the bullshit classical music kids listen to, you pull out your old turntables and throw a party.
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[WP] Little green men land their flying saucer at the White House. Ghosts appear everywhere, rattling chains. Bigfoot and Nessie pose for crystal clear pictures. On and on it goes, and you, publisher of the Skeptical Inquirer, are looking for anything left to debunk.
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[WP] You awake to a muffled voice coming from behind you. "Help me. I've been stuck for three days and I don't think I'll last much longer. Call the police. I don't care. I'm in your walls."
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[WP] Before leaving to different colleges, you and a friend vow to base your lives on the next texts you receive. Yours, from a friend, says "Study hard, you Sexy Beast!" Your friend gets spam that says "Need quick cash? Get it NOW!" Today you meet for the first time in 10 years.
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