WritingPrompts

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[WP] The ticket was only $70, but this is ridiculous. They have you making the in-flight announcents. Others are serving drinks. You catch a glimpse inside the cockpit--the young man in the captain's seat looks like he's about to vomit.	26
[WP] You've been nominated for Superhero of the month, but always turned it down. It would be too embarrassing to admit that your sole "superpower" is a case of Lysol and a cheap lighter.	25
[WP] The elephant run at the zoo happens to pass by the dolphin tank. Two creatures recognize each other's intelligence, and struggle to communicate.	24
[WP] You're 4 years old. Dirt tastes like chocolate. Your finger shoots real bullets. And monsters definitely live underneath your bed.	24
[WP] You're 32, a single guy, and you sleep with a dozen stuffed animals on your bed. A new love interest is coming over, so you hide them in the closet. As you show your date your bedroom, you're mortified to discover they're all back on the bed.	24
[WP] Your touch calms people down immediately. Your clientele knows you as "The most efficient weapon known to man."	23
[WP] As the strange odor wafted through town, some pinched their noses, some sniffed the air curiously, and a handful burst into tears, triggered to remember something terrible they never knew they’d forgotten.	23
[WP] You’ve been a rabbit, a mosquito, a badger, a hawk, and about 200 other creatures. Now that you’re finally a human, you can eliminate all those painful memories. One species at a time.	23
[WP] To make partner in the prestigious law firm, you have to kill 10 people and get away with it. You've killed more than half-a-dozen people when you learn it's just a running joke amongst the 3 senior partners. So be it. 7 down, 3 to go.	22
[WP] “You’ve been a great Nanny, and I hate that you’re leaving, but frankly, who are you to tell me how to care for my daughter’s future?” She looks me in the eyes. “I can’t believe you never figured it out, Dad. I AM your daughter’s future.”	22

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