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I was at Arby’s filling up my cup at the fountain, and there was a bright flash like someone had just taken my picture.

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Two drops of blood in my coffee and I’m good to go.

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I must have killed a thousand mosquitos outside my tent last night, shouting “DIE!” every time I smashed one.

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I drove the whole way home with my lights off,

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[WP] Your uncle gets you the coolest games and gadgets weeks before they’re released. He explains that he works three months in the future, “sampling things”. No one takes him seriously, but you do. Time travel corporate espionage sounds like a career you’d like to train in.

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[WP] You eat spaghetti, you become Italian. You eat an egg roll, you become Chinese. A woman pulls a gun on you, sets a plate of unrecognizable food in front of you and says, "Eat this."

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My first time was really awkward, and I didn't even know how to put it on correctly.

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[WP] Vincent Van Gogh and Edgar Allan Poe meet you at the Pearly Gates. Poe says, "You're invited to the Too Late club, for people who only became famous after their death. And by the way, it totally sucks."

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[WP] To secure funding, Command wants your team to fake an alien autopsy. Since you're all secretly from off-world, you really ham it up.

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Regression

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was at Arby’s filling up my cup at the fountain, and there was a bright flash like someone had just taken my picture.	114	TwoSentenceHorror
Two drops of blood in my coffee and I’m good to go.	114	TwoSentenceHorror
I must have killed a thousand mosquitos outside my tent last night, shouting “DIE!” every time I smashed one.	110	TwoSentenceHorror
I drove the whole way home with my lights off,	106	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] Your uncle gets you the coolest games and gadgets weeks before they’re released. He explains that he works three months in the future, “sampling things”. No one takes him seriously, but you do. Time travel corporate espionage sounds like a career you’d like to train in.	105	WritingPrompts
[WP] You eat spaghetti, you become Italian. You eat an egg roll, you become Chinese. A woman pulls a gun on you, sets a plate of unrecognizable food in front of you and says, "Eat this."	105	WritingPrompts
My first time was really awkward, and I didn't even know how to put it on correctly.	103	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] Vincent Van Gogh and Edgar Allan Poe meet you at the Pearly Gates. Poe says, "You're invited to the Too Late club, for people who only became famous after their death. And by the way, it totally sucks."	99	WritingPrompts
[WP] To secure funding, Command wants your team to fake an alien autopsy. Since you're all secretly from off-world, you really ham it up.	97	WritingPrompts
Regression	95	shortscarystories