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Everyone was talking about JC’s Barbecue, one of the new shops in town, and how the delicious aroma of smoked briscuit filled the whole downtown.

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[WP] You and your friend Alec are drinking wine and looking on your mantel at the technical awards you’ve won for the “Alien Invaders” movies. Alec looks at you with his grey head and gigantic black eyes, and says, “Motion capture my ass”.

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The hardest part of my job is remembering everyone’s name.

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[WP] In your dreams, it's always a profound realization, but when you wake up, it's the same dumb idea: A ripe banana in a 1000 watt microwave on 30% for 87 minutes. Maybe if you go ahead and try it you'll stop having this stupid dream.

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[WP] A sad story with a happy ending about a rambunctious puppy who doesn’t understand that his owner is dumping him by the side of the road.

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It’s a thankless job, killing narcissists.

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People told me it wasn’t safe to visit my family, but I did anyway.

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[WP] Your parents are oddly livid after you paid to learn your ancestry, and greatly relieved when your saliva sample is returned as corrupted. Nodding to each other, they tell you about the experience that altered their--and ultimately your--DNA.

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This was the third time I watched that bastard steal the package from my front porch.

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[WP] Your friends somehow slip you a fake quarter with your face on it. Then later, the woman at the gas station gives you three more in change, and calls you 'sir'.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Everyone was talking about JC’s Barbecue, one of the new shops in town, and how the delicious aroma of smoked briscuit filled the whole downtown.	42	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] You and your friend Alec are drinking wine and looking on your mantel at the technical awards you’ve won for the “Alien Invaders” movies. Alec looks at you with his grey head and gigantic black eyes, and says, “Motion capture my ass”.	42	WritingPrompts
The hardest part of my job is remembering everyone’s name.	42	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] In your dreams, it's always a profound realization, but when you wake up, it's the same dumb idea: A ripe banana in a 1000 watt microwave on 30% for 87 minutes. Maybe if you go ahead and try it you'll stop having this stupid dream.	41	WritingPrompts
[WP] A sad story with a happy ending about a rambunctious puppy who doesn’t understand that his owner is dumping him by the side of the road.	41	WritingPrompts
It’s a thankless job, killing narcissists.	40	TwoSentenceHorror
People told me it wasn’t safe to visit my family, but I did anyway.	40	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] Your parents are oddly livid after you paid to learn your ancestry, and greatly relieved when your saliva sample is returned as corrupted. Nodding to each other, they tell you about the experience that altered their--and ultimately your--DNA.	39	WritingPrompts
This was the third time I watched that bastard steal the package from my front porch.	39	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] Your friends somehow slip you a fake quarter with your face on it. Then later, the woman at the gas station gives you three more in change, and calls you 'sir'.	39	WritingPrompts