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As an amateur ghost hunter, I thought I was a badass for once spending 18 hours listening to radio static for phantom voices.

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I said 8, but my friend said 12.

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The first thing the aliens did was take out the Internet.

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A robotic voice from somewhere inside my head just said “Reformatting in 10 seconds, or press cancel to abort.”

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We encased the dormant beast in the secret most chamber, where it will slumber for thousands of years, undisturbed.

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I was lighting Jeff’s farts on fire and laughing.

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All he could remember was that he was a pilot, he was injured, and he was falling towards the ocean below.

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[WP] A doomsday prophecy appears on every news outlet, but no two networks give the same details. An independent journalist tries to find the truth.

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[WP] You install a hidden camera to catch the bastard who keeps stealing packages off your porch. Reviewing the footage, you see a little green goblin march onto your porch, grab the box, turn to the camera, and give you the finger.

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You can tell it’s October, because tonight it seems like every other TV channel has some sort of zombie-themed programming on it.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As an amateur ghost hunter, I thought I was a badass for once spending 18 hours listening to radio static for phantom voices.	39	TwoSentenceHorror
I said 8, but my friend said 12.	38	TwoSentenceHorror
The first thing the aliens did was take out the Internet.	38	TwoSentenceHorror
A robotic voice from somewhere inside my head just said “Reformatting in 10 seconds, or press cancel to abort.”	38	TwoSentenceHorror
We encased the dormant beast in the secret most chamber, where it will slumber for thousands of years, undisturbed.	38	TwoSentenceHorror
I was lighting Jeff’s farts on fire and laughing.	37	TwoSentenceHorror
All he could remember was that he was a pilot, he was injured, and he was falling towards the ocean below.	36	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] A doomsday prophecy appears on every news outlet, but no two networks give the same details. An independent journalist tries to find the truth.	36	WritingPrompts
[WP] You install a hidden camera to catch the bastard who keeps stealing packages off your porch. Reviewing the footage, you see a little green goblin march onto your porch, grab the box, turn to the camera, and give you the finger.	35	WritingPrompts
You can tell it’s October, because tonight it seems like every other TV channel has some sort of zombie-themed programming on it.	35	TwoSentenceHorror