/u/shakeythirsty's posts
The old man explained that his people didn’t want their picture taken, because it steals their souls.
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[WP] If you're going to be confined to a wheelchair, it's going to be the best damn crimefighting wheelchair ever made.
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After the third woman died, they closed down the fitness center and arrested the “extreme yoga” instructor.
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[WP] “You’ve been a great Nanny, and I hate that you’re leaving, but frankly, who are you to tell me how to care for my daughter’s future?” She looks me in the eyes. “I can’t believe you never figured it out, Dad. I AM your daughter’s future.”
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[WP] To make partner in the prestigious law firm, you have to kill 10 people and get away with it. You've killed more than half-a-dozen people when you learn it's just a running joke amongst the 3 senior partners. So be it. 7 down, 3 to go.
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I stepped onto the transporter but an instant later I was floating from the ceiling, watching myself below, emerging on the other side.
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[WP] You couldn't explain why, but sometimes you write instruction manuals for machines that don't exist.
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