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Rolling a joint at the age of 17 was magical.

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[WP] As the strange odor wafted through town, some pinched their noses, some sniffed the air curiously, and a handful burst into tears, triggered to remember something terrible they never knew they’d forgotten.

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[WP] You’ve been a rabbit, a mosquito, a badger, a hawk, and about 200 other creatures. Now that you’re finally a human, you can eliminate all those painful memories. One species at a time.

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[WP] Your touch calms people down immediately. Your clientele knows you as "The most efficient weapon known to man."

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My fear of basements caused me to have a nightmare where I saw a tall gray alien peeking around the landing at the bottom of the stairs.

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[WP] To make partner in the prestigious law firm, you have to kill 10 people and get away with it. You've killed more than half-a-dozen people when you learn it's just a running joke amongst the 3 senior partners. So be it. 7 down, 3 to go.

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Hypnotic regression did not prove I had been abused.

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The moment came when the faucet’s water pummeled the tiny spider to where it could no longer stand, its tiny legs pushed into its body which had ceased its shuddering.

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I called my wife the wrong name on our wedding night.

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[WP] “You’ve been a great Nanny, and I hate that you’re leaving, but frankly, who are you to tell me how to care for my daughter’s future?” She looks me in the eyes. “I can’t believe you never figured it out, Dad. I AM your daughter’s future.”

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Rolling a joint at the age of 17 was magical.	23	TwoSentenceComedy
[WP] As the strange odor wafted through town, some pinched their noses, some sniffed the air curiously, and a handful burst into tears, triggered to remember something terrible they never knew they’d forgotten.	23	WritingPrompts
[WP] You’ve been a rabbit, a mosquito, a badger, a hawk, and about 200 other creatures. Now that you’re finally a human, you can eliminate all those painful memories. One species at a time.	23	WritingPrompts
[WP] Your touch calms people down immediately. Your clientele knows you as "The most efficient weapon known to man."	23	WritingPrompts
My fear of basements caused me to have a nightmare where I saw a tall gray alien peeking around the landing at the bottom of the stairs.	23	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] To make partner in the prestigious law firm, you have to kill 10 people and get away with it. You've killed more than half-a-dozen people when you learn it's just a running joke amongst the 3 senior partners. So be it. 7 down, 3 to go.	22	WritingPrompts
Hypnotic regression did not prove I had been abused.	22	TwoSentenceHorror
The moment came when the faucet’s water pummeled the tiny spider to where it could no longer stand, its tiny legs pushed into its body which had ceased its shuddering.	22	TwoSentenceHorror
I called my wife the wrong name on our wedding night.	22	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] “You’ve been a great Nanny, and I hate that you’re leaving, but frankly, who are you to tell me how to care for my daughter’s future?” She looks me in the eyes. “I can’t believe you never figured it out, Dad. I AM your daughter’s future.”	22	WritingPrompts