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[WP] You're 32, a single guy, and you sleep with a dozen stuffed animals on your bed. A new love interest is coming over, so you hide them in the closet. As you show your date your bedroom, you're mortified to discover they're all back on the bed.
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[WP] You're 4 years old. Dirt tastes like chocolate. Your finger shoots real bullets. And monsters definitely live underneath your bed.
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[WP] The elephant run at the zoo happens to pass by the dolphin tank. Two creatures recognize each other's intelligence, and struggle to communicate.
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When I was a kid, I had an imaginary friend named Quinton, who taught me the difference between right and wrong.
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