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[WP] As you fall from the cliff, your life flashes before your eyes--only it's not yours, it's some fisherman from Norway. A "technical difficulties" screen appears as you hang three feet from the ground.
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When Noah was first taught the story of Noah’s Ark, from which he was given his name, he somehow misheard and believed that the Ark was actually a big floating coffin.
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[WP] A miraculous library is completely filled with books about magic, ghosts, dragons, etc. In the lowest corner of the farthest shelf, you discover a weather-beaten book entitled "Math".
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[WP] You run the Power Bank, where, for a fee, heroes can trade up for new powers. Today, though, all the top tier superheroes came in and hurriedly traded down to the same entry level skill: firebolt.
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[WP] You run an orphanage, and shower every child with love, affection, and advanced weapons training.
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[WP] The button, inside the small box that appeared on your desk, says "mute". The directions beneath say, "Will permanently erase a sound from the universe. Just think of the sound and press the button."
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