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[WP] You scammed every restaurant in the city out of free dessert by telling them it was your birthday. Now the Grim Reaper is at your door, telling you you've used up your birthday quota.

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[WP] Negotiations are not going well. As chief diplomatic officer, you have to explain to the otherwise friendly alien leader that his dark cape and mask bears a regrettable resemblance to a guy named Darth Vader.

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The iPhone 15 contained a scaled down version of NASA’s RIMFAX device for scanning under the ground.

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My whole life I’ve lamented how bad my memory is, when the opposite is true.

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[WP] When celestial beings break the rules, they are sentenced to “house arrest”, unable to leave their physical bodies. Welcome to Prison Earth.

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With her hand down the garbage disposal she couldn’t help but picture the blades tearing at her hand, causing her to bleed to death.

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[WP] 10-yr-old Mickey turns on the light to discover a large scaly monster sitting in the chair across the room. Before she can scream, the monster says, "I'm sitting right here until you clean out under your bed."

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There were a lot of people subscribed to the /r/join&die subreddit, so I clicked to join.

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[WP] The smallest room in our house was a tiny coat closet, stripped bare. We were forbidden to ever enter it, but one night I shined a flashlight under the door, and a faint voice whispered, “It’s alright. You can come in.”

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[WP] Your 2 year old daughter keeps talking about her "other family". Exasperated, you ask where they lived. She spouts off an address three blocks over, and says, "I was the grand-mommy".

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] You scammed every restaurant in the city out of free dessert by telling them it was your birthday. Now the Grim Reaper is at your door, telling you you've used up your birthday quota.	75	WritingPrompts
[WP] Negotiations are not going well. As chief diplomatic officer, you have to explain to the otherwise friendly alien leader that his dark cape and mask bears a regrettable resemblance to a guy named Darth Vader.	74	WritingPrompts
The iPhone 15 contained a scaled down version of NASA’s RIMFAX device for scanning under the ground.	71	TwoSentenceHorror
My whole life I’ve lamented how bad my memory is, when the opposite is true.	70	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] When celestial beings break the rules, they are sentenced to “house arrest”, unable to leave their physical bodies. Welcome to Prison Earth.	70	WritingPrompts
With her hand down the garbage disposal she couldn’t help but picture the blades tearing at her hand, causing her to bleed to death.	68	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] 10-yr-old Mickey turns on the light to discover a large scaly monster sitting in the chair across the room. Before she can scream, the monster says, "I'm sitting right here until you clean out under your bed."	67	WritingPrompts
There were a lot of people subscribed to the /r/join&die subreddit, so I clicked to join.	66	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] The smallest room in our house was a tiny coat closet, stripped bare. We were forbidden to ever enter it, but one night I shined a flashlight under the door, and a faint voice whispered, “It’s alright. You can come in.”	66	WritingPrompts
[WP] Your 2 year old daughter keeps talking about her "other family". Exasperated, you ask where they lived. She spouts off an address three blocks over, and says, "I was the grand-mommy".	65	WritingPrompts