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He always sat in the back row of the lecture hall, vaguely threatening with a trucker’s cap pulled down over his eyes.

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[WP] Heaven is like one big costume party--you get to choose your own appearance. You see several Jesuses, a bunch of Marilyn Monroes, and 3 people that look exactly like you.

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I know everybody says this, but I really am innocent.

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I come from a very loving, nurturing family.

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Yesterday, I refilled every fire extinguisher in the office.

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I joined the army so I could kill people with no consequences.

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Angels, demons, aliens, monsters—believers in these fanciful creatures have long since died off.

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Somebody called out to me, so I smiled and waved at them, genuinely happy.

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I took down his information and asked, “Why did you wait a week to start searching for your wife?”

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I could get fired just for talking to you.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
He always sat in the back row of the lecture hall, vaguely threatening with a trucker’s cap pulled down over his eyes.	64	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] Heaven is like one big costume party--you get to choose your own appearance. You see several Jesuses, a bunch of Marilyn Monroes, and 3 people that look exactly like you.	63	WritingPrompts
I know everybody says this, but I really am innocent.	63	TwoSentenceHorror
I come from a very loving, nurturing family.	63	TwoSentenceHorror
Yesterday, I refilled every fire extinguisher in the office.	62	TwoSentenceHorror
I joined the army so I could kill people with no consequences.	62	TwoSentenceHorror
Angels, demons, aliens, monsters—believers in these fanciful creatures have long since died off.	62	TwoSentenceHorror
Somebody called out to me, so I smiled and waved at them, genuinely happy.	62	TwoSentenceHorror
I took down his information and asked, “Why did you wait a week to start searching for your wife?”	61	TwoSentenceHorror
I could get fired just for talking to you.	60	TwoSentenceHorror