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I could get fired just for talking to you.

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In my early teens, I thought S&M stood for Sexual Murder.

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I had to laugh at the stereotypes - the pearly gates, the streets of gold, even Saint Peter standing there to greet me.

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[WP] You find a vial of blue liquid in your grandfather's trunk. Greedily, you drink it. Just enough for one last spell.

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[WP] It's your last night on death row. The fried chicken was surprisingly good. Under your beer there is a note that says, "Once they've killed you, come and find me." It's signed, "One of your victims".

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My producer came into the studio, tears streaming down his cheeks, telling us that the emergency broadcast system isn’t working.

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[WP] On Monday you embezzled $50,000 and keyed your neighbor's car. On Tuesday your daughter's cancer is cured. A note on your windsheild says, "Two wrongs DO make a right."

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She played with my balls.

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[WP] The murder weapon was a peach. The cyanide in the pit was 500x the normal amount, and leaked into the fruit. As more cases come in, but with cherries and apples, you have a crazy theory who the culprit is: Gaia.

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In my hometown, there is a tunnel with a ten foot span in the middle that light doesn’t reach from either side.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I could get fired just for talking to you.	60	TwoSentenceHorror
In my early teens, I thought S&M stood for Sexual Murder.	60	TwoSentenceHorror
I had to laugh at the stereotypes - the pearly gates, the streets of gold, even Saint Peter standing there to greet me.	59	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] You find a vial of blue liquid in your grandfather's trunk. Greedily, you drink it. Just enough for one last spell.	58	WritingPrompts
[WP] It's your last night on death row. The fried chicken was surprisingly good. Under your beer there is a note that says, "Once they've killed you, come and find me." It's signed, "One of your victims".	58	WritingPrompts
My producer came into the studio, tears streaming down his cheeks, telling us that the emergency broadcast system isn’t working.	57	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] On Monday you embezzled $50,000 and keyed your neighbor's car. On Tuesday your daughter's cancer is cured. A note on your windsheild says, "Two wrongs DO make a right."	57	WritingPrompts
She played with my balls.	56	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] The murder weapon was a peach. The cyanide in the pit was 500x the normal amount, and leaked into the fruit. As more cases come in, but with cherries and apples, you have a crazy theory who the culprit is: Gaia.	56	WritingPrompts
In my hometown, there is a tunnel with a ten foot span in the middle that light doesn’t reach from either side.	55	TwoSentenceHorror