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The only two things keeping me alive are my tennis shoes and that I haven’t had to pee yet.

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[WP] You glare at a guy driving by. He gets out and attacks you, but you end up killing him. At the trial you glare at the judge, who loses his temper and actually rushes you. You're acquitted, but more importantly you've discovered your superpower.

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I’ve always been a dog person, but my new neighbor is a cat person, and I can’t help but wonder how compatible we’d be.

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The Sargent looked at the pile of bodies gathered from the frozen battlefield, and turned to his ragged band of soldiers.

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An opossum is in bed with me.

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This is my fourth straight attempt to submit a story without the auto mod removing it.

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As the flight attendant passed by my row, I gasped in shock.

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I woke up in shock to discover that my son had run away overnight.

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After a night of little sleep I lay buried and motionless as the McDonalds manager unlocked the doors.

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The farmer walked back behind the farmhouse to the old cemetery.

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The only two things keeping me alive are my tennis shoes and that I haven’t had to pee yet.	55	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] You glare at a guy driving by. He gets out and attacks you, but you end up killing him. At the trial you glare at the judge, who loses his temper and actually rushes you. You're acquitted, but more importantly you've discovered your superpower.	55	WritingPrompts
I’ve always been a dog person, but my new neighbor is a cat person, and I can’t help but wonder how compatible we’d be.	55	TwoSentenceHorror
The Sargent looked at the pile of bodies gathered from the frozen battlefield, and turned to his ragged band of soldiers.	55	TwoSentenceHorror
An opossum is in bed with me.	54	TwoSentenceHorror
This is my fourth straight attempt to submit a story without the auto mod removing it.	54	TwoSentenceHorror
As the flight attendant passed by my row, I gasped in shock.	53	TwoSentenceHorror
I woke up in shock to discover that my son had run away overnight.	53	TwoSentenceHorror
After a night of little sleep I lay buried and motionless as the McDonalds manager unlocked the doors.	51	TwoSentenceHorror
The farmer walked back behind the farmhouse to the old cemetery.	51	TwoSentenceHorror