/u/shakeythirsty's posts
I’ll release a highly contagious pathogen, and you release a meme telling people how contagious it is.
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[WP] As if acting on orders, every animal on the planet viciously attacks all humans. You're in your bedroom wondering what your goldfish are doing.
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I was stitting by myself at a Denny’s in Flagstaff and in front of maybe 50 people a grey alien walks through the front door.
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Even though the food tasted like shit, my friends and I would come to the diner right before it closed and order something, just to piss off the owner.
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After the second time I piloted a smart bomb-equipped drone into a crowd of civilians, they sent me for psychiatric evaluation.
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I found out my producer inserted a subliminal loop of “All for my sweet Satan” as a joke on my breakthrough album.
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My English as second language teacher gave to myself a very hard test on pronouns and—how you say?— I butchered it.
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