/u/shakeythirsty's posts
[WP] It was funny when a website published your fake UFO pictures, but then came TV interviews and invitations to conventions. Now the Pentagon wants a secret briefing, and you're a wreck. Time to fess up or go for broke.
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[WP] You've removed the satellite view and traffic data from your GPS display, but there's still a black 'X' visible a few miles off your route. Your significant other laughs and says, "Buried treasure?"
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They would invade each planet slowly, using advanced tech that would cause the inhabitants to turn on each other.
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[WP] When you sing, it has a slight hypnotic effect. You've influenced millions to feel happy and loving. Today, you take things up a notch with your new single, "(send me) Spare Change"
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[WP] You're working out of town and need to get to a 12-step meeting. You sit down at a chair in the basement of a church, just as you hear a woman across the room say "My name is Carla, and I'm a serial killer."
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[WP] Under hypnosis, your shrink uncovers repressed memories of you flying as a child. The doctor assures you they are merely dreams from your youth, but you're not convinced.
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[WP] Two different alien races have picked Earth as the place where they will make first contact with each other. Humans are told to stay out of Kansas.
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[WP] Another lazy Tuesday. Or is it Wednesday? Nothing much happening. You grab a little to drink and eat. Okey dokey. Yawn. You lay back in your life raft and stare out at the ocean. Day 36.
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