/u/shakeythirsty's posts
[WP] The good news: You know where you left your badge and phaser. The bad news: They're hidden in the Seprillian death bar where you just had your cover blown.
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[WP] After the second full day being stuck in an elevator, telling jokes and stories gets old, social norms begin to collapse, and there's no small amount of yelling. You're not used to being alone this long.
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[WP] With so much drone traffic in the skies, no one takes UFO reports seriously anymore. This makes it all the more difficult for aliens buzzing the planet for cheap thrills to get noticed.
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[WP] You get your kicks traveling back in time and blackmailing celebrities before the tabloids expose them. Socrates is about to have a very bad day.
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[WP] After a few drinks, you ask the guy next to you at the bar why people like him insist on wearing his sunglasses on the top of his head. He shrugs, leans forward and shows you. Then he grins and says, "Now I'll have to kill you."
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[WP] Your parents will never understand you quitting school with one semester left, but the opportunity to spread The Teachings on Mars is too good to pass up.
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[WP] Humans think of us as coldly logical and impassive. Perhaps so, but even robots have our own rituals when we lose one of our family.
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[WP] Your "friends" are loudly making jokes about every aspect of your life, and you're getting sick of it. If you could come down off this screen and into the front row, you'd give them a taste of their own medicine.
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[WP] Dressed as the Statue of Liberty, you stand outside waving people in to a tax prep service. That is, until a blinding light transports you aboard a spaceship. A room of creatures stares at you. Then one whispers: "We want freedom. "
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