/u/sharrrp's posts
[WP] You are the Sheriff of your town. You got the job the same way everybody gets theirs: as a kid it was the first thing you said you wanted to be when you grow up and you're legally bound to it. It's just another day on the job dealing with Ninjas, Cowboys, Princesses etc...
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[WP] The zombie apocalypse is upon us! However, pop culture has so thouroughly prepared everyone that almost no one dies and it ends quite quickly, much to everyone's disappointment.
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[WP] You're the bartender of that bar everyone is walking into at the start of a joke. It's a busy night.
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[WP] Years ago you took over the world. One day you find an old envelope in your desk with some pre-conquest notes on it. There are just three points: 1. Confidence 2. World Domination 3. A herd of llamas. You chuckle to yourself and immediately begin to reminisce about the key to your victory.
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[WP] You have a wildly popular global social media presence. One day you discover that deleting posts from your accounts not only removes it from the Internet entirely, but also erases them from people's memory. The consequences of the deleted posts remain.
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[WP] You are literally the last person on Reddit to NOT meet Keanu Reeves. You set out to remedy this but he seems oddly determined to avoid you specifically...
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[WP] It's New Years eve. At the stroke of midnight all communication is lost with each time zone and an impenetrable opaque wall appears. Is it a rigidly scheduled apocalypse, or something else?
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[WP] You buy one of those Magic 8 Ball toys on a whim, after some initial confusion you discover that it only gives simple yes/no responses, but is in fact magic and gives an accurate response every time. The catch: after every fifth question it will only say "Ask again later" for 24 hours.
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