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[WP] The chef and the alchemist in town are in a years-long rivalry, each trying to one-up the other with their creations that can restore health and Mana and give useful buffs. Everyone benefits from their successes...except you, the unwilling guinea pig that has to taste all of their experiments.
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[WP] As a Paladin in training, you have no idea that your seniors are hazing you when they send you and your classmates to deal with a "threat" at this specific address. After apprehending the target you hear him scream in frustration, "I TOLD YOU MY CLASS IS NECK-ROMANCER, NOT NECROMANCER!"
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[WP] All of humanity made the final step and transitioned to the world of Virtual Reality...except for you, because of a pod malfunction. So you get to be the one who explains, to the very confused alien invaders, why Earth was left completely defenseless.
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My girlfriend screamed at me when she caught me in bed with another woman, leaving in a fit of rage.
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[WP] As an adult, you know that there are no monsters under the bed. But one night, you happened to look under there and are frightened when you see one. It pulls you under before you can scream and covers your mouth. You slowly realize, the monster is scared too...and not of you.
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[WP] After a year of feeding this stray cat you decide to finally take it home. It seems very happy to go with you, and you brush it off as normal behavior. However, just as you are falling asleep that night, you could swear you hear a voice saying, "Agent Mrow here. I'm in."
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