/u/shhhhh_im_reading's posts
[WP] In the future, America becomes a fascinating tourist attraction on a galactic scale. Aliens frequently come to visit the only civilization in the universe that stubbornly insists on using the imperial system of measurements. You work in one of many information booths that tries to explain why.
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[WP] A mage, a wizard, and a warlock get into an argument over what the superior school of magic is. You, a former bard turned barkeep, want nothing to do with this conversation, but when it gets heated you have no choice but to mediate. They may or may not appreciate it.
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[WP] You're exploring through the woods, looking for a good camping spot, when you come across a clown. He is camping as well, in full clown getup. You feel you should be scared of him, but he appears to be terrified of something in these woods, and you're about to learn what.
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[WP] You have gained the ability to understand any animal related to cats. Over the years you've come to understand that being an asshole is the ultimate goal of their entire species, and they are all the more adorable and lovable for it.
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[WP] You have died and a deity is reincarnating you into a new world. It says you are not bound by some BS prophecy, you can literally do whatever you want. You jokingly ask if you can steal cookies from children. It consents. So begins your new life as a child-cookie-theif.
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[WP] Yours is the drill that will pierce the Heavens! After doing so you are shocked, especially considering that you bought it from a shady guy behind Home Depot for $20.
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[WP] You won a lottery that gives you $365,000 on the first day of the year, and $1,000 less than that every day until the year ends. Today is the last day. That $1,000 you received won't save you. You wish you never won the lottery in the first place.
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[WP] Since birth you've had the ability to look at a person's figure and read information off of them as if they were a computer screen. One day you look at someone and only see a black void. You turn off your ability to find them staring directly at you.
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