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Who are these two in this pic from the bday party?

171 upvotes • r/charlixcx

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After returning home from vacation, he would painstakingly search his apartment for any signs of an intruder.

36 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Last night I reluctantly gave my phone number to an insistent man at the bar just so that he would leave me alone.

36 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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After their big fight, the man tried to calm down by watching TV with his wife like they used to do, but this time it wasn't helping.

33 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The coffin salesman was wrapping up for the day, and finally completed his last sale.

17 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The mother and father had a two way mirror installed to keep an eye on their newborn son.

15 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Child Disney star ‘broke down in tears’ after criminal used AI to make sex abuse images of her

12 upvotes • r/singularity

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The elevator had been stuck for almost three hours, and I was filled with a sense of relief as the doors were pried open.

12 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[WP] The two meanest people on earth have fallen in love.

9 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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Who are these people in this pic from Charli XCX’s party?

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Who are these two in this pic from the bday party?	171	charlixcx
After returning home from vacation, he would painstakingly search his apartment for any signs of an intruder.	36	TwoSentenceHorror
Last night I reluctantly gave my phone number to an insistent man at the bar just so that he would leave me alone.	36	TwoSentenceHorror
After their big fight, the man tried to calm down by watching TV with his wife like they used to do, but this time it wasn't helping.	33	TwoSentenceHorror
The coffin salesman was wrapping up for the day, and finally completed his last sale.	17	TwoSentenceHorror
The mother and father had a two way mirror installed to keep an eye on their newborn son.	15	TwoSentenceHorror
Child Disney star ‘broke down in tears’ after criminal used AI to make sex abuse images of her	12	singularity
The elevator had been stuck for almost three hours, and I was filled with a sense of relief as the doors were pried open.	12	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] The two meanest people on earth have fallen in love.	9	WritingPrompts
Who are these people in this pic from Charli XCX’s party?	1	Fauxmoi