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[WP] "So you know who turned out to be kind of a creep? God. And Satan the devil? Gave me great advice. Which rhymed. Really makes you wonder how God can rule the universe but someone like Satan can't."

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All cocoa reserves are empty. Now wanting chocolate is as dangerous as wanting chemical drugs. But there is a mafia that makes chocolate by fetuses for a high price. White chocolate is made by white babies and bitter chocolate is made by black babies. Nobody knows how to obtain milk chocolate.

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[WP] All cocoa reserves are empty. Now wanting chocolate is as dangerous as wanting chemical drugs. But there is a mafia that makes chocolate by fetuses for a high price. White chocolate is made by white babies and bitter chocolate is made by black babies. Nobody knows how to obtain milk chocolate.

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[WP] "So you know who turned out to be kind of a creep? God. And Satan the devil? Gave me great advice. Which rhymed. Really makes you wonder how God can rule the universe but someone like Satan can't."	4
All cocoa reserves are empty. Now wanting chocolate is as dangerous as wanting chemical drugs. But there is a mafia that makes chocolate by fetuses for a high price. White chocolate is made by white babies and bitter chocolate is made by black babies. Nobody knows how to obtain milk chocolate.	1
[WP] All cocoa reserves are empty. Now wanting chocolate is as dangerous as wanting chemical drugs. But there is a mafia that makes chocolate by fetuses for a high price. White chocolate is made by white babies and bitter chocolate is made by black babies. Nobody knows how to obtain milk chocolate.	0