/u/sir_blerginton's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Humans are extremely attractive by galactic standards. This was a very nice thing for a little while until sentient traffickers started kidnapping humans.
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[WP] When the galactic council of gods decided to go to war with the humans gods the council trampled all but one. One cloaked figure weilding a sharpened scythe and not a single worshipper to their name and for the first time the council felt afraid.
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[WP] the hero always has armies at their back to fight the dark lord but the mad hero, who wears no clothes except a pot on their head while weilding two katanas, says only a single sentence before the fight "Let me solo them..."
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[WP] "What are humans? We aked this question to 17 of our alien guests and got three distinct answers" "Anxiety wridden apes in need of therapy." "Hyper violent apes in need of therapy." "Well meaning but syupid apes in need of therapy." "We then asked a human how they felt about these answers."
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[WP] You have seen endless horrors in this "Zoo" of a spce station. Eldritch beings, living voids, vengeful stars, but the exhibit that terrifies the viewers the most will always be you.
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[WP] the galactic empire of humanity was founded eons ago by a race called humanity and now has many different species in it's rule except for it's founding species for they died out and the location of their homeworld was lost. But then earth was rediscovered with it's first inhabitants still there
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[WP] You are a galactic law enforcer that confiscated pre-contact humanity's first ftl capable ship from the crew for breaking a speed limit that they didn't even know of and not having a license. Humanity, after a more formal first contact occurred, is now suing you for this action.
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[WP] On a bet a demon teen decides to try and summon a human. The problem is that it worked and it summoned you
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[WP] there is a room in an abandoned house that changes its interior to mirror the mental state of whoever walks in. some who enter it run out of it screaming, others never leave it, and even more just walk out the door crying. you enter it and are confused by what you see.
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