/u/sir_blerginton's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] When the alien crew learned that humans will go practically insane and be willing to eat anything or anyone when left without food for too long. It led to aliens frantically trying to feed the human crewmate whenever they said they were hungry
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[WP] You're immortal. The only problem is, you've lived so long humanity died out and a new intelligent species evolved. You are now forced to live in the forest as a cryptid
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[WP] when it was discovered that all alien civilizations were destroyed by eldritch gods we wondered why they hadn't done the same to us. Then we learned that the human mind can drive an eldritch god insane.
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[WP] Vampires could be majestic and handsome. The problem is that they constantly mix all the slang from the past five centuries together into unholy abominations that they call sentences and they don't even try to hide it anymore.
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[WP] you are a member of a sentient race of octopi in the Mariana trench. a strange-looking metal fish has just flash banged you with the strongest light you've ever seen. what's even worse is that since it saw you crafting tools it won't leave you alone.
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[WP] It turns out that by galactic standards humans sleep and stay awake for days at a time which leads to some very interesting scheduling issues.
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[WP] After you dunked a basketball into god's halo you were immediately sent to hell. You are now in front of satan who is laughing hysterically
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[WP] One day, thousands of escape pods containing alien eggs landed all around the world. We raise them as our own, accepting them into our scociety. When the mothership returned to finish the job, she never expected to find her own brood standing against her.
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[WP] Apparently the human sentiment of "Sleep is for the weak" is comonly deemed incredibly creepy by most sentient species in the galaxy
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