/u/sir_blerginton's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] "The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing us that he was good at playing tricks"
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[WP] The human mind has a habit of "infecting" the thoughts of other intelligent life. Effectively making humans into minor eldritch horrors
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[WP] in a world were you can bind souls to yoursel, gaining their powers and their subjugation in the process, everyone was surprised that you tried to bind the holy spirit to yourself. They were even more surprised when you succeeded.
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[WP] Since humans are considered one of the most attractive species in the galaxy you decided to travel the galaxy taking modeling jobs where you could. This was all well and fun until you just got captured by sentient traffickers.
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[WP] You are currently running away from a vampire in a carnival and you plan on losing them in the mirror maze.
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[WP] "Captain we are engaging the human army." "god dammit not humans again." Sir why are you so upset?" "Because humans have an annoying habit of being around two steps from deaths door and then they just say fuck it and charge back at you with murderous intent behind their eyes"
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[WP] You live in a land where the border between gods and mortals is thin and mythical monsters run out in the open. But the most annoying and stupid monster you have ever had to deal with is a tourist who wants to talk with the locals
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[WP] The year is 3024. Your history class is going over ancient American mythology, like the man of iron and the galactic guardians
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[WP] as an immortal you tend to sleep for decades at a time but you just overslept by a few million years
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