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[WP] When we made first contact, the aliens took one look at us and started treating us like gods. We were confused, but hey, as long as they weren't trying to kill us. Then one of them took us to their temple. Right above their altar was an ethereal painting of Timothy Leary and Hunter S. Thompson.
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[WP] Stupid genie. I wished for eternal youth. "Make me perpetually 30 years old," I said. So he did. What I didn't count on was that as the years passed, I'd only get to keep my memories of the previous 30 years.
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[WP] It's not great being a genie as it is. You spend years trapped in a lamp, and when you finally get out for a few days, sure, you have a little fun granting wishes as literally as possible. And then it happened. Worst day of my life. Lamp gets rubbed, I pop out, and who do I see? A lawyer.
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[WP] A people doctor who keeps having criminal dogs and cats come in to get their gunshot wounds treated off the grid
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[WP] The shadowy figure opened his book and began to speak. "On March 14th 2023, your father said to you, 'You bet your sweet bippy!' You replied, 'I'll take that bet, ha ha.' I regret to inform you that you have lost the wager. I am here to collect."
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[WP] For thousands of years, the human race has been under psychic quarantine, locked in this physical plane because of a dangerous force threatening the multiverse. One day, every human on Earth sees in their vision, in their respective language, the words, "ALL CLEAR."
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For thousands of years, the human race has been under psychic quarantine, locked in this physical plane because of a dangerous force threatening the multiverse. One day, every human on Earth sees in their vision, in their respective language, the words, "ALL CLEAR."
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How did brightly-colored birds evolve when there's usually so much evolutionary pressure to not be so clearly visible to predators?
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