/u/smacksquatch's posts
When I was asked to perform maintenance on the space station I laughed at the idea of bringing the gun.
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I awoke to see a mass of beastly, writhing horrors advancing towards me, and realized the cult had chosen to show me mercy by leaving a gun and single bullet.
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The doctor was shocked when I showed him my wounds and claimed the gangrene should have killed me weeks ago.
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My wife and I had been incredibly pleased when our son became interested in comic books after watching the Flash, since getting him to read had always been a struggle we were incredibly supportive of his newfound love of superheroes.
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I've been turned down by so many women for my appearance and I wish they knew looks weren't everything.
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When I wished for a lifetime that lasted an eternity I was joking and I certainly never expected it to come true.
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[WP] You have a secret: while your right eye has perfectly normal vision, your left eye shows you what someone else is seeing. To cope with this strange issue you have always worn an eyepatch; today you have decided to take it off.
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