/u/smilelikeachow's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"That'll teach them to call me a helicopter parent," I smirk,

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I swaggered home from the abandoned hospital, having found some of that powerful blue medicine the Americans use to boost sexual prowess in bed. NSFW

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Greviously wounded after crash-landing on an alien planet, the astronaut asked the natives for a vet as he thought they would better understand his different anatomy.

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Hours after being brutally attacked in his sleep by an intruder, CCTVs in the house recorded the man getting out of bed to use the toilet, walking downstairs to make coffee, then going out to the mailbox and returning — leaving a massive trail of blood wherever he went. NSFW

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"When consumed and digested, a single unit no larger than the soldier's thumb provides them with enough energy for indefinite operating time within the combat zone at normal output, and slightly over 180 seconds at maximum output."

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I was told I had to survive 3 minutes in this locked room with a live scorpion.

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Early one morning, Mr O'Crop got up to use the bathroom, before going downstairs to brew coffee, take out the trash and collect the newspaper from the mailbox.

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Miraculously, the witch survived her execution.

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The lumberjack found five cultists gathered in the forest, performing a ritual to summon an eldritch being.

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Using my power to heal anyone's injuries almost instantly, I've cured your cancer. It's back!

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"That'll teach them to call me a helicopter parent," I smirk,	17
I swaggered home from the abandoned hospital, having found some of that powerful blue medicine the Americans use to boost sexual prowess in bed. NSFW	17
Greviously wounded after crash-landing on an alien planet, the astronaut asked the natives for a vet as he thought they would better understand his different anatomy.	17
Hours after being brutally attacked in his sleep by an intruder, CCTVs in the house recorded the man getting out of bed to use the toilet, walking downstairs to make coffee, then going out to the mailbox and returning — leaving a massive trail of blood wherever he went. NSFW	17
"When consumed and digested, a single unit no larger than the soldier's thumb provides them with enough energy for indefinite operating time within the combat zone at normal output, and slightly over 180 seconds at maximum output."	17
I was told I had to survive 3 minutes in this locked room with a live scorpion.	17
Early one morning, Mr O'Crop got up to use the bathroom, before going downstairs to brew coffee, take out the trash and collect the newspaper from the mailbox.	16
Miraculously, the witch survived her execution.	16
The lumberjack found five cultists gathered in the forest, performing a ritual to summon an eldritch being.	15
Using my power to heal anyone's injuries almost instantly, I've cured your cancer. It's back!	15