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My parents always told me to replace batteries after they died.

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I asked my neighbor if the three dozen air-conditioning units bolted to the sides of his bungalow were for mining.

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Roger Smith the Scientist had a breakthrough as he considered the idea of the Ship of Theseus.

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"Life, uh," stammered Dr Ian, "finds a way."

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ELI5: What keeps your fingernails attached and how is it so strong?

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The Bomb of Golgotha was a weapon that used the memories of anything, anyone or anywhere to erase them from existence.

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"Mak, Mak, this one notchet sleep," giggled the little girl next to my bed, as I scrunched my eyes shut, silently cursing my insomnia.

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I have to survive 3 minutes in this locked room with a live Scorpion.

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I warned my son that joining the football team would be bad for his kidneys, but he refused to believe me.

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Watching the security footage of my bedroom, I realized it wasn't a ghost or an intruder that had set off the motion detection camera,

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My parents always told me to replace batteries after they died.	26
I asked my neighbor if the three dozen air-conditioning units bolted to the sides of his bungalow were for mining.	26
Roger Smith the Scientist had a breakthrough as he considered the idea of the Ship of Theseus.	25
"Life, uh," stammered Dr Ian, "finds a way."	23
ELI5: What keeps your fingernails attached and how is it so strong?	23
The Bomb of Golgotha was a weapon that used the memories of anything, anyone or anywhere to erase them from existence.	21
"Mak, Mak, this one notchet sleep," giggled the little girl next to my bed, as I scrunched my eyes shut, silently cursing my insomnia.	21
I have to survive 3 minutes in this locked room with a live Scorpion.	20
I warned my son that joining the football team would be bad for his kidneys, but he refused to believe me.	19
Watching the security footage of my bedroom, I realized it wasn't a ghost or an intruder that had set off the motion detection camera,	17