/u/smilelikeachow's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
Hours after the man was brutally attacked in his sleep, the security cameras in his house recorded him getting up to use the toilet, then going downstairs to prepare coffee before going out to the mailbox and returning, leaving a trail of blood wherever he went. NSFW
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I was moving on up in life just before getting fucked over by the zombie apocalypse, so I just wished that the world would go back to the way it was.
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My son has been telling me about watching the lightning from his window, even though there were no storms these past few nights.
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Tonight I Learnt that the primary ingredient of the earwax drops I used before bed is arachis oil (peanut oil).
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The knight preferred to end the fight quickly against such dangerous opponents, so he went for their heads first.
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When a biblically-accurate angel says "FEAR NOT," all who gaze upon it perceive a winged humanoid with a halo instead of a building-sized eldritch horror beyond all comprehension, and are thus spared from descending into madness and eventual death.
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