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My umbrella seems to be possessed by an evil spirit, a few minutes ago it got heavier and heavier until I couldn't hold on and let it fall out of my right hand.

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Lost in the narrow underwater cave, the diver groped about in the murky darkness until his hands finally closed around the line.

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Your sacrifice will not be in vein they said.

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The car skidded, then flipped multiple times, finally crashing upside-down in the middle of the motorway just inches away from the pair of stunned hedgehogs.

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A man walks into a bar.

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The ancient city of Fielsniád impaled and burned seven hundred and seventy-seven slaves upon hardened metal stakes in a single day, sacrificing them as burnt offerings to appease their God.

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I warned my neighbor that his incessant complaining would be bad for the kidneys.

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Dredging up from the sea floor what some believed to be Davy Jones' locker, the salvage crew grabbed their tools and forced the door open.

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We hid in a classroom as the gunmen swept through the school, shooting any of our classmates and teachers they came across.

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[SEP22] The ship I used to travel to Earth could traverse millions of miles in a second.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My umbrella seems to be possessed by an evil spirit, a few minutes ago it got heavier and heavier until I couldn't hold on and let it fall out of my right hand.	86
Lost in the narrow underwater cave, the diver groped about in the murky darkness until his hands finally closed around the line.	82
Your sacrifice will not be in vein they said.	78
The car skidded, then flipped multiple times, finally crashing upside-down in the middle of the motorway just inches away from the pair of stunned hedgehogs.	77
A man walks into a bar.	75
The ancient city of Fielsniád impaled and burned seven hundred and seventy-seven slaves upon hardened metal stakes in a single day, sacrificing them as burnt offerings to appease their God.	74
I warned my neighbor that his incessant complaining would be bad for the kidneys.	72
Dredging up from the sea floor what some believed to be Davy Jones' locker, the salvage crew grabbed their tools and forced the door open.	69
We hid in a classroom as the gunmen swept through the school, shooting any of our classmates and teachers they came across.	65
[SEP22] The ship I used to travel to Earth could traverse millions of miles in a second.	64