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As night fell, the exhausted hiker set up camp, tying his hammock between two straight thin trees in the forest.

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The sirens wail from atop the ambulance.

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40% of all infected people will die due to fungus rapidly sprouting from their nose, mouth and every available orifice.

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I smacked the large spider hard, leaving its squashed corpse stuck to my broom.

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We've all heard the creepy stories about black-eyed children, but nothing could prepare us for when we actually saw one.

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"Be careful," he warned, downing his glass of water, "yours has H2O too in it."

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The cruel god cursed his creations with dyslexia, but nothing happened since they could do no wrong while fully under his control.

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The Colossus of Rhodes was a massive statue of the Greek sun-god Helios that stood fifty-four years until it collapsed to an earthquake that ruined large portions of the city.

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We walked along the beach, picking up seashell after seashell and holding them up to our ears.

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Merfolk slithered ashore and slaughtered the armies of man, a grim reminder that Earth's surface is more water than land.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As night fell, the exhausted hiker set up camp, tying his hammock between two straight thin trees in the forest.	64
The sirens wail from atop the ambulance.	59
40% of all infected people will die due to fungus rapidly sprouting from their nose, mouth and every available orifice.	58
I smacked the large spider hard, leaving its squashed corpse stuck to my broom.	57
We've all heard the creepy stories about black-eyed children, but nothing could prepare us for when we actually saw one.	57
"Be careful," he warned, downing his glass of water, "yours has H2O too in it."	56
The cruel god cursed his creations with dyslexia, but nothing happened since they could do no wrong while fully under his control.	48
The Colossus of Rhodes was a massive statue of the Greek sun-god Helios that stood fifty-four years until it collapsed to an earthquake that ruined large portions of the city.	45
We walked along the beach, picking up seashell after seashell and holding them up to our ears.	45
Merfolk slithered ashore and slaughtered the armies of man, a grim reminder that Earth's surface is more water than land.	45