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[WP] You, the top general in the Empire and a renowned warrior, just got knocked into a pig trough by a group of early teens who have convinced themselves they're on a quest. For the fifth time this month. You just realized that you're one of the antagonists in a children's movie. How do you win?

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[WP] Every morning you open the front door and look out, joking that you're checking to make sure the outside is still there. This morning it wasn't.

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[WP] #64 on the Evil Overlord list is: "I will see a competent psychiatrist and get cured of all extremely unusual phobias and bizarre compulsive habits which could prove to be a disadvantage." You are the psychiatrist.

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[WP] A passing god/Sufficiently Advanced Alien/superperson/whatever has decided to help humanity by making everyone physically invulnerable, including eliminating disease and the need to breathe. The only way to die now is old age, or being trapped and dying of thirst.

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[WP] You, the top general in the Empire and a renowned warrior, just got knocked into a pig trough by a group of early teens who have convinced themselves they're on a quest. For the fifth time this month. You just realized that you're one of the antagonists in a children's movie. How do you win?	238
[WP] Every morning you open the front door and look out, joking that you're checking to make sure the outside is still there. This morning it wasn't.	66
[WP] #64 on the Evil Overlord list is: "I will see a competent psychiatrist and get cured of all extremely unusual phobias and bizarre compulsive habits which could prove to be a disadvantage." You are the psychiatrist.	44
[WP] A passing god/Sufficiently Advanced Alien/superperson/whatever has decided to help humanity by making everyone physically invulnerable, including eliminating disease and the need to breathe. The only way to die now is old age, or being trapped and dying of thirst.	2