/u/speedhorn's posts
[WP] For most of college everyone thought you were deaf when in reality you just don't like talking and learned sign language at a young age. You never corrected anyone until someone confessed their love for you, thinking you couldn't hear them.
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[WP] Being a supervillain married to a super hero you have to be very convert with your relationship. You thought you were doing a good job till one of your henchmen begs you the two of you to stop flirting while in the middle of your monologue.
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[WP] "There are only two things I can't explain with science, Magic & What happens after death, which makes dating a necromancer really trying at times."
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[WP] You love your boyfriend but even you have to admit he's kind of a creep sometimes. Curious about what goes on in his head, you take an experimental mind reading pill. Turns out his thoughts are just non-stop wholesome to an overwhelming degree.
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[WP] After an attempt on their life, a monster hunter calls in a favor from a monster they let live.
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[WP] Sick of being a killjoy just because something is '*wrong*' or '*illegal*' or '*a prime reason for the creation of the genova conventions?*' Then try Moral-B-Gone, two pills every three hours and the weight of right and wrong won't be on your shoulders anymore!
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[WP] *ALERT* Dimensions 4, 13, 90, and 52½ require extreme maintenance. Until it is done the residents of each dimension will be housed with their Dimension 1 counterparts, thank you for your cooperation.
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[WP] As part of your sentence, you are required to teach 'History of Villainy 101' at a prestigious superhero college.
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[WP] "You were quite the challenge, I can see why the other knights failed to catch you, but the "hunt" ends here. It's time to come home, your majesty."
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