/u/spencethechef101's posts
[WP] You are a hero with a strange power. Every time you raise your hand in a catching position, a voice yells a party nickname for you and a drink or drug tossed into your hand with impressive speed and accuracy. This is your epic.
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[WP]. With bladders full of beer, you and your buddies put out the campfire "the old fashioned way". Mid stream, a giant flamming skeleton crawls from the embers screaming "The contract is sealed".
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[WP] You are one of the few non super powered people in the world, all the superheros and villians fight over the chance to get time with you.
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[WP]. Stranded on an island, you resisted the urge to eat the only local chicken. Saving it as a celebration meal once you escape. However, once rescued you two become national icons and it branded as your “friend”. Now under public microscope you still swear to eat that dam chicken.
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[WP] Forrest Gump didn't end once he got his kid. He never stopped exponentially becoming more powerfull, rich and accomplished. A million years has passed.
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[WP] You have been trapped on this island for almost 2 years, separated from your wife. The sexual tension between you and the other survivor has been growing and tonight is the night you confess your love to Wilson the Vollyeball.
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[WP] You're the protagonist and for some reason you have multiple narrating voices covering your story. They are starting to dight over who gets to narrate you.
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[WP] The reason aliens have such advanced space traveling technology is becuase it was their first vehicular discovery. Now that they have come to Earth they are astounded and impressed by basic inventions like bikes or cars.
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