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[WP] You've worked at this pet shop for a long time. In fact, you've worked there longer than time has passed outside it walls. Somewhere in this shop, there is a creature that is bending time to keep you at work longer and longer. If you don't find it soon, someday you may never clock out.

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[PM] The aliens have arrived, but are in fact not invading. What's the first thing they announce to the planet?

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[PM] Prompt me with genre convention that MUST be broken and a setting.

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[WP] In a terrible accident, a pair of physicists find out that alternate timelines exist... but now they are randomly transported to another timeline when they sneeze.

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[WP] I finally finished taking my crap in the bathroom stall, and reaching out to the toilet paper roll, I found it empty. NSFW

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] You've worked at this pet shop for a long time. In fact, you've worked there longer than time has passed outside it walls. Somewhere in this shop, there is a creature that is bending time to keep you at work longer and longer. If you don't find it soon, someday you may never clock out.	2747
[PM] The aliens have arrived, but are in fact not invading. What's the first thing they announce to the planet?	89
[PM] Prompt me with genre convention that MUST be broken and a setting.	17
[WP] In a terrible accident, a pair of physicists find out that alternate timelines exist... but now they are randomly transported to another timeline when they sneeze.	5
[WP] I finally finished taking my crap in the bathroom stall, and reaching out to the toilet paper roll, I found it empty. NSFW	1