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[WP] "Okay, I know he is the Destroyer of Worlds, the Bane of Stars, and a bunch of other things... but how the hell am I supposed to take him seriously when he wear a toilet seat around his neck and his scepter is a plunger?!"

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[WP] Unbeknownst to the masses, the fate of the world now depends on a single loaf of bread.

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[WP] "I'm not going in there. No way back, large open space with some obstacles, a bunch of helpful stuff right here. That is clearly a bossfight arena."

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[WP] "You stand accused of slaughtering that village. Explain yourself!" "Well... there is only so much XP to go around, and I already did all the quests there, and none of them were essential either, so..."

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[WP] "Release the war-snails!"

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[WP] "Aren't you a bit too young to be The Grim Reaper?"

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[WP] "Right, thats it, that was the last straw! Ruling over humanity is about as difficult as it was easy to conquer their world! Everyone start packing!"

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[WP] The heroes just unraveled the villain's master plan... through utterly wrong reasoning and sheer luck.

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[WP] Future archaeologist finds item from our era and draws way too many conclusions.

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[WP] "Your Majesty, the princess just returned... and has the Dragon's head mounted on a carriage behind her..."

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[WP] "Okay, I know he is the Destroyer of Worlds, the Bane of Stars, and a bunch of other things... but how the hell am I supposed to take him seriously when he wear a toilet seat around his neck and his scepter is a plunger?!"	1
[WP] Unbeknownst to the masses, the fate of the world now depends on a single loaf of bread.	1
[WP] "I'm not going in there. No way back, large open space with some obstacles, a bunch of helpful stuff right here. That is clearly a bossfight arena."	1
[WP] "You stand accused of slaughtering that village. Explain yourself!" "Well... there is only so much XP to go around, and I already did all the quests there, and none of them were essential either, so..."	1
[WP] "Release the war-snails!"	1
[WP] "Aren't you a bit too young to be The Grim Reaper?"	1
[WP] "Right, thats it, that was the last straw! Ruling over humanity is about as difficult as it was easy to conquer their world! Everyone start packing!"	1
[WP] The heroes just unraveled the villain's master plan... through utterly wrong reasoning and sheer luck.	1
[WP] Future archaeologist finds item from our era and draws way too many conclusions.	1
[WP] "Your Majesty, the princess just returned... and has the Dragon's head mounted on a carriage behind her..."	1