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[WP] As the culmination of their long, worldwide effort, the doomsday cult finally managed to summon the god of destruction that will cleanse the world of the.... uhh.... is that the correct god? Doesn't seem all that doomsday-y.

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[WP] "....Okay, are any of the dishes not poisoned?! Is there anyone at this feast who did not poison anything?!"

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[WP] "Please sit down sir, I have some bad news... I'm afraid your child is... is a protagonist."

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[WP] All the heirs are quite brilliant in one way or the other. As such, all of them realized what a mess they would inherit and made sure to act like utter imbeciles to avoid that.

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[WP] The villain is quite aware of and prepared for all the clichés.

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[WP] Let us hear the tales of the Grim Reaper's little-known coworker: The Happy Reaper

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[WP] "Oi! You got a license for that cheese?!"

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[WP] The NPC perspective when the player does nonsensical things or uses idiotic tactics just to grind skills.

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[WP] "Sire, the enemy commander wishes to know if tomorrow noon would be agreeable with us as the start of battle. They do however assure us that if needed, it could be pushed to after the afternoon biscuits and beverages."

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[WP] As it turns out, most of the dragonslaying quests were issued by dragons.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] As the culmination of their long, worldwide effort, the doomsday cult finally managed to summon the god of destruction that will cleanse the world of the.... uhh.... is that the correct god? Doesn't seem all that doomsday-y.	1743
[WP] "....Okay, are any of the dishes not poisoned?! Is there anyone at this feast who did not poison anything?!"	383
[WP] "Please sit down sir, I have some bad news... I'm afraid your child is... is a protagonist."	251
[WP] All the heirs are quite brilliant in one way or the other. As such, all of them realized what a mess they would inherit and made sure to act like utter imbeciles to avoid that.	232
[WP] The villain is quite aware of and prepared for all the clichés.	221
[WP] Let us hear the tales of the Grim Reaper's little-known coworker: The Happy Reaper	188
[WP] "Oi! You got a license for that cheese?!"	178
[WP] The NPC perspective when the player does nonsensical things or uses idiotic tactics just to grind skills.	141
[WP] "Sire, the enemy commander wishes to know if tomorrow noon would be agreeable with us as the start of battle. They do however assure us that if needed, it could be pushed to after the afternoon biscuits and beverages."	122
[WP] As it turns out, most of the dragonslaying quests were issued by dragons.	110