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[WP] The battle for control over the Office Thermostat reaches truly epic proportions.

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[WP] Breaking news: Man literally too angry to die.

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[WP] The Hero is extremely inept, but the plot armor is just too thick.

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[WP] "And now, the weather. Today we can expect a toasty 70-80C, with the occasional ashfall in the afternoon. Secure those umbrellas though, beachgoers! We will also have a windy day, with gusts reaching up to 120 kmh. Back to you, Steve."

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[WP] Take the first three objects you spot after reading this. Come up with a doomsday prophecy based on them.

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[WP] "Hear Ye, Hear Ye! By decree of his Most August Imperial Majesty, all within the realm are from now on to pay a yearly tax on their wealth, be they high, or lowborn... which includes your hoard, dragon..."

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[WP] "Hey, is that a mystic space-time portal in your kitchen?"

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[WP] All the King's children are quite excellent indeed. Which is why all of them realized that inheriting the mess that is the kingdom is the last thing they want, so they do their best to avoid that particular fate.

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[WP] The God of Death has a bit of a problem: He/She/It is way too adorable to adequately terrify the mortals.

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[WP] The hero accepts the "Join me and we shall rule the world together!" offer. It is a pretty good offer after all.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] The battle for control over the Office Thermostat reaches truly epic proportions.	107
[WP] Breaking news: Man literally too angry to die.	104
[WP] The Hero is extremely inept, but the plot armor is just too thick.	97
[WP] "And now, the weather. Today we can expect a toasty 70-80C, with the occasional ashfall in the afternoon. Secure those umbrellas though, beachgoers! We will also have a windy day, with gusts reaching up to 120 kmh. Back to you, Steve."	93
[WP] Take the first three objects you spot after reading this. Come up with a doomsday prophecy based on them.	87
[WP] "Hear Ye, Hear Ye! By decree of his Most August Imperial Majesty, all within the realm are from now on to pay a yearly tax on their wealth, be they high, or lowborn... which includes your hoard, dragon..."	82
[WP] "Hey, is that a mystic space-time portal in your kitchen?"	67
[WP] All the King's children are quite excellent indeed. Which is why all of them realized that inheriting the mess that is the kingdom is the last thing they want, so they do their best to avoid that particular fate.	66
[WP] The God of Death has a bit of a problem: He/She/It is way too adorable to adequately terrify the mortals.	63
[WP] The hero accepts the "Join me and we shall rule the world together!" offer. It is a pretty good offer after all.	60